Portly and with good grace. The secret straight-back ogre entered. His brain aflame. With all the dreams It had conjured. Victim, Don’t wanna be a victim. The centimeter square, Eat y’self fitter. Said it purged fear, Eat y’self fitter. The Fall – Eat y’Self Fitter, from the 1983 album Peverted By Language a recording that saw them dip their toes into krautrock and northern wonky psychedelia, it marked a new chapter in the evolution of the legend that was Mark E Smith and his band. And as 2026 begins maybe it’s time to start a new chapter in our lives. Andrea Feehan might never have been mentioned in the same paragraph as the Fall before but she ate herself fitter and she’s all about helping and changing lives with her new Slimming World group in Colton. We’ve also competitions for tickets for The One and Only Chesney Hawks, football legend Harry Redknapp, The Sound of Philly, Motown & Stax and Gary Davies with his ‘Disco for Grown Ups’ shows. Happy New Year, Have a great 2026!