I met my love by the gas works wall. Dreamed a dream by the old canal. I kissed my girl by the factory wall. Dirty old town, Dirty old town. A song that could have been written for most towns or cities but as it was written by the Dubliner, we will presume it’s about Milton Keynes. Or maybe not. Anyway, the Dublin Legends are appearing at the City Varieties Music Hall on Monday 10th March, see page 8 and you might be able to win a couple of tickets so you can celebrate St. Patrick’s Day a week early. If that’s not your thing, there’s also two tickets up for grabs for ex 10cc & Hollies Graham Gouldman’s ‘Heart Full of Songs’ concert also at Leeds City Varieties, this time on 16th March. Other than that, the usual, Lee fresh from his appearances on TV & radio has his latest show on 28th February, Warren’s busy owl spotting, Alan’s worried about seagulls and Gill’s talking about a special kind of love!